Are you struggling with this quarantine like us? Are you running out of clothes to wear and lacking things to do?
Fear not as we have something to assist during these tough times!
Our Covoid-69 package includes:
- A hoodie which will provide you with a clean and soft body shield, protecting your nipples from the cold infected air
- A baseball cap which is lined with invisible alien abduction protection (not tested but hopefully will help if this quarantine turns into an alien takeover)
- A pop socket which doubles up as a unicorn horn so you can not only prop your cellphone up to watch Jerry Springer but you can have a jousting match with one of your siblings when boredom strikes you
- A Cumikaze album which you can play on repeat to really nail that dance routine you've been attempting for months (or use as a coaster for your soup if you have any sense).